Blog Template Theology of the Body: A Healthy Church

Friday, April 28, 2006

A Healthy Church

... this method has never failed. To assess the health of a church,

First: Listen to at least three of the clergy's sermons. If neither the lordship of Jesus to command human life, nor sin, nor outreach/evangelism come up at least once, there is a problem.

Second: If the head pastor's face appears on anything not immediately connected with "staff information," or if the Cross has beem manipulated to look like a sword, tree, flower, starburst, etc., there is a problem. Run.

Last straw: Call the head pastor's office and ask for an appointment. If you cannot get one, run hollering and pray for that pastor's re-commitment to chastity.

Like I said, this methods never fails. Trust me.