I wonder if these charming moments of "blessing" the foe are at all acceptable... (probably not)
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
 -- Winston Churchill
 "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
 -- Winston Churchill
 "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
 -- Clarence Darrow
 "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
 -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
 "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
 -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
 "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
 -- Abraham Lincoln
 "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."<
 -- Groucho Marx
 "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
 -- Mark Twain
 "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
 -- Oscar Wilde
 "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play;
bring a friend.... if you have one."
 -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
 "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
 -- Winston Churchill, in response
 "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
 -- Stephen Bishop
 "He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
 -- John Bright
 "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
 -- Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson
 "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
 -- Paul Keating
 "He had delusions of adequacy."
 -- Walter Kerr
 "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
 -- Jack E. Leonard
 "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
 -- Robert Redford
 "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum
of human knowledge ."
 -- Thomas Brackett Reed
 "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but
by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
 -- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
 "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
 -- Charles, Count Talleyrand
 "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
   -- Forrest Tucker
 "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
 -- Mark Twain
 "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
 -- Mae West
 "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde
 "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for
support rather than illumination."
 -- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
 "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
 -- Billy Wilder